wind blower

That person who is all talk and no action.

Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

Wind up

Ryan Woodward

Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up

by Wind up March 9, 2022

golden wind

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.

"man, my girlfriend gave me a golden wind the other day, made me come so hard"

by little_dark_age July 22, 2022

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

wind outs

when you lay your balls on a cold chair and scream nigger

fuck i just wind outs NIGGER!!!!!!!

by oof its zoma on youtube November 8, 2019