Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 26, 2023

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 26, 2023

Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.

Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!

by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022

Weather

Weather is what is going to happen in a day

The weather today is partly cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

by GRRRRRRRR VERY MAD GRRRRR May 12, 2022

weather

(of a ship) get to the windward of (a cape or other obstacle).

The ship weathered the treacherous cape, emerging safely into calmer waters.

by Arminkshipper August 03, 2024

dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing

Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.

by Young_dagger_dick_my_handle July 21, 2018

Weathering

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.

That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering

by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021