A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 4, 2023
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As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
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Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"
Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
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Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
by liquorbox June 6, 2015
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by mindfkr December 12, 2014
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when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
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When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011
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