smurf-tastic

Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.

I had the MOST smurf-tastic weekend! Avatar is a totally smurf-tastic movie!

by wherami January 19, 2010

Smurfed

To loot a body before it even hits the ground.

"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."

by GsoRob August 1, 2009

smurfing

Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).

I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.

by fandongle September 16, 2009

Smurfed Out

Tripping on acid, or in other words feeling any sensation of extreme euphoria.

Yo dude, he's so smurfed out on that weed.

by Justin February 20, 2004

papa smurf

An Alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 Blue Jolt, 1/2 Kool-Aid, and what ever alcohol you prefer, works best with vodka.

"I can't remember anything from last night, I was drinking papa smurfs all night."

by Scoops! January 21, 2010

Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007

smurf dick

a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick

I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.

by Brennon Petrie December 3, 2007