zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022

government's record

постановление правительства

The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)

by hollli November 22, 2016

Government juice

The covid vaccine

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice

by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024

government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Government Wave

A type of music that glorifies the government

Cody was listening to his favourite Government Wave artist

by Tom & Jerry Timeeeee December 6, 2023

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner

The government treats us like slaves

by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023