crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!

Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."

by Hym Iam March 04, 2024

sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 15, 2025

SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy February 22, 2018

the children

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

by 7568ino November 23, 2023