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Children

One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.
I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
mugGet the Childrenmug.

children

Children the one thing everyone hates and the one thing i hopefully will never have
max: hey see those dumb children over their
james: isnt that the orphanage?
by koroteki69 November 23, 2021
mugGet the childrenmug.

Children's Day

June 24th is a Children's day because that is the day when ROE V wade was strikes down by the Supreme Court making abortion illegal, Now everybody celebrates the saved lives and birth of millions of children.
Hey bro come to my house for the cookout it's Children's day
by Theofficialdenz June 24, 2022
mugGet the Children's Daymug.

khatumo children

Khatumo children represent the Reer-Darawiish community
by Bobbystrurrew January 24, 2024
mugGet the khatumo childrenmug.

children

the best food in the city. only found in the finest places: basements, parks, schools, and near pipe bombs.
I know a fine place to eat some juicy children!~ pablos cellar.
by SnakePiy January 2, 2024
mugGet the childrenmug.

Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.
person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
by jericc is my son September 22, 2022
mugGet the Cameron's Childrenmug.

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