mentally ill

dtdtgc

u seem mentally ill, are you apart of dtdtgc?

by mascquack July 22, 2022

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

ill take that into consideration

Basically, they don't give a rats ass about your situation or anything you just said. You're basically done for.

Teacher: "I understand you're a new student here and did not take this class up till now, when grading your exam ill take that into consideration."
Translation: "Your C+ you're about to get on this exam ain't getting curved bitch"

by Therealopinionator June 18, 2022

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

iphone illness

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there

you literally have iPhone illness bro

by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022

Mental Illness

Something adults think is in our kidneys

Adult : "All that mental Illness you have, it's all in your head"
Actual mature person :" YEAH WHERE THE HELL ELSE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?

MY KIDNEY??"

by deleteyourselff December 31, 2021