eiffel teabag

High-fiving your buddy while dipping your balls into the same person's mouth.

Sweet Eiffel Teabag, bro! Should we kiss now, or what?

by blingblingishere August 18, 2016

Windy Teabag

A teabag accompanied by a fart of either the dry or wet varieties directed at or near the face.

Don't just give your sleeping friend a boring regular teabag, spice things up by trying a windy teabag instead!

Jim woke up after the party with a brown streak on his face, it may have been a windy teabag, but only the dozens of videos taken will tell.

by A Disappointnnent November 19, 2020

Bigfoot’s Teabag

When you dip your scrotum into the bowl piece of a bong, then proceed to light your pubic hair on fire, which then creates smoke for you to inhale through the mouth piece.

Mikey went to grab the bong and i knew he was about to commit the bigfoot’s teabag.

by StrangeSak69 June 29, 2020

Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.

"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"

by Johannisore August 15, 2023

The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

scumbag teabag

Teabagging someone after dipping your balls in poop, preferably not too solid poop.

Dave gave me a scumbag teabag today, his balls were dripping with diarrhea, delicious!

by SpunkSkunk January 6, 2018

German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.

Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024