taylor swifty

A taylor swifty is where a girl sings into your dick while jerking you off.

my gf came over today and gave me a taylor swifty she sure sucks at singing but can give a mean hand job.

by cmanley September 1, 2010

Taylor Swift

A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.

Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you."
Boy: *shudders*

by noneya ;D December 30, 2010

switch weapons in real time

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.

In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.

by Wise Penguin November 10, 2008

Swiftpaw

sexy girl

Did you see the tittys on that swiftpaw?
yea man.. thats sally she got double D's

by kamikaze nigger June 30, 2011

Taylor Swift

The Beautiful 22 year old woman who has won countless awards, has the very best fans in the world, and ends up on forbes list. she has a lot of talent behind a guitar and sings like an angel. her blonde hair and blue eyes were clearly a gift to mankind by god himself, and is the most beautiful and amazing person to walk this earth.

Guy 1: hey man did you hear that one song "Sparks Fly" by Taylor Swift?
Guy 2: yeahh man that song is Awesome almost better then her song "Speak Now"
Guy 3: you guys talking about that beautiful woman named Taylor Swift?
Guy 1&2: ofcourse!!
Guy 3: i love her!

by eTaylor Swift's Biggest fan!!! January 10, 2012

Taylor Swift

To tell your friends you are going to hang out somewhere while going to said location and joining in a two man jerk circle.

"I guess Droopy left to go and have a Taylor Swift."

by Naggrodamus Blackhoof June 4, 2009

Taylor Swift

A perfect human. Like, actually perfect. There is no other way to describe this woman

Taylor Swift is perfect

Taylor Swift is a legend
Stream Lover By Taylor Swift

by cruel Summer stand September 8, 2019