Swafe

A term used to describe the antics of a man when he goes without sexual intercourse for many days or weeks in a derogitory sense. This activity can be performed more then once per day, however, in doing so energy will be lost.

Roger had no girlfriend, so he was a swafe

by Dom March 15, 2004

MF Swear

To Middle Finger Swear on something.
Like a pinky swear except strongger.

"I'm going to buy you an iPod if you pay for half"
"fine, but MF swear on it first."

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

Swaffle

The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast

"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"

by IngleBear December 1, 2006

Seaford

Name of a town on Long Island that is often forgotten about. Sandwiched between two classier towns (Wantagh and Massapequa), Seaford boasts a community of people who likely procrastinate putting engines in their vehicles, almost always a Ford Lightning. Seafordians on the south shore often own multiple boats and lifted trucks, as the streets tend to flood. Legend has it that many of the men are cursed with inexplicably inferior genitalia.

Guy: Hey, the realtor called, mentioned an open house in Seaford, what should I tell her?
Girl: Fuck that! Seaford needs to get its shit together and extend the 135 across the Long Island Sound!

by L is for Lit August 7, 2018

seafnt

Abbreviation of 'As if not'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you don't/wouldn't/can't/shouldn't/couldn't/won't'

Origin : Australian Teltra Gamearena community

"Seafnt pay your taxes"

"Seafnt pizza for lunch"

"Seafnt camp"

by shock. November 28, 2004

sweanut

noun: A term used to describe your balls on a hot summer day.

Also see swass

After sitting in the hot car for an hour, I busted some mad sweanuts and got a little swass.

by Toad Bag August 28, 2005

sweanus

The uncomfortable feeling of a sweaty anus, usually experienced by those working outside during a hot and/ or muggy day.

Man, I can't take it anymore! I can't wait until break and then I can go take care of my terrible case of sweanus!

by avaraxus January 22, 2008