Swallowed a bouncy house

a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job

Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!

by Innuendo Man February 11, 2015

swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

High Swallowing

The act of being naked on a roof with friends.

Boy, high swallowing with Claire and Scarlett last night was great because roofs are fantastic, and so are boobs!

by Santiago Montillado December 28, 2011

horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

Spicebush swallowtail

When a red head licks your butthole to the delight of both parties.

The young man and his red headed girlfriend enjoyed their spicebush swallowtail.

by Juicy to the jay December 10, 2016

gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.

LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.

by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018