Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018

muda suckah

the same thing as mother sucker

" u muda suckah"

by cxribbean_ October 30, 2020

Mega Suckage

the act of meat riding someone or something so hard that it is unsettling and cringy.

My Friends has 10 Taylor Swift posters, thats mega suckage.

by Duey Nando December 23, 2023

Get Stuckmannized

Becoming a movie critic who doesn't want to say anthing bad about movies.

Did you witness Chris get Stuckmannized?

by Captain Cab February 29, 2024

San suckaloose

The mischief version of santaclause

If you eat all your rubaboo San suckaloose will bring you a nice surprise.

by Garrison parkour March 15, 2026

duck sucka

specifically 13 year olds who like to suck on duck feet

Dude, Jasosn is such a Duck Sucka!
IKR hes so weird!

by sdfghfgsdsdfg October 13, 2025

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025