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Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.
by Berkules May 22, 2008
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Stweakin

Definition 1
v. When a person smokes pot in an attempt to settle down from the massive amount of meth they have done, but the plan backfires and causes them to still be just as tweaked out but so stoned that they can't do anything.

Definition 2
v. When someone tweaks out on smoking weed. They won't get any more stoned, but they can't stop smoking. What a waste of weed.
Def.1
Mike stweaked out on his car because he lost a nug between the seats and now all the interior parts are strewn across the alley.

Def.2
Mike has been smoking out of that bong for 4 hours straight. He's totally stweakin his greens away.
by Stupidspencer February 27, 2010
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Steaknuts

sweaty stucknuts that werent dried in time to prevent escalation of the condition into steaknuts.

really painful rigid scrotum due to overexposure to ballsweat.
Hey wanna go to the bar?

Nah I cant walk.

Why Not?

Dude, I was working on the roof all day in heavy jeans. I totally got Steaknuts today.
by steaknuts August 26, 2010
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Steak and Chill

Verb; When someone promises you to do something and they don't do it, despite the fact they signed a legal document with the repercussion being that they must make you a steak dinner and give them head.
Dude, Ryan totally owes me a steak and chill session after fucking me over like that.
by blowmeplez June 15, 2016
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Steak 'n Shake

Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.

At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"

"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."

"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."

"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."

"Okay...?"
by Jessica Gloria June 16, 2018
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steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.
Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?
by MotelPubes July 24, 2018
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Steak

The most fucking delicious thing known to mankind, especially when it’s dripping with all that red juice!
Guy: Want some steak?
Guy #2: Hell YEAH!
Guy: Sorry, I was kidding. Steak is too good for you!
Guy #2: Bastard
by FaithUnicorn678 February 22, 2019
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