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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
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Strap game

Ones ability to fuck with a strap on; usually as a lesbian top
Woman 1: I know that it's impossible, but your strap game is so good that I think that I'm pregnant
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strap daddy

A person who acts like your father , yet isn't. They're usually the person who sticks the most to you, as if they were 'strapped' to your life in the most necessary way.
My close friend Annetta knows how to make me fell at home. Shred the best strap daddy ever!
by ThePossibilitiesAreEndless September 13, 2016
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Strapped

She strapped me good
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Straps

Ayo, you got some straps?? I gotta use the rubber on a fine piece of art.
by The slangisst January 27, 2022
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straps

I got new straps for my board.
by Jackson Junglist December 18, 2019
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