Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 18, 2011
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Status-able

When somebody says something that can be used as a status on Facebook, Aim, etc.
Brian: Yo, Evy is so Gutta...

Evy: That is so status-able.
by Evy. April 02, 2010
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Street Status

Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.
"Are you Street Status? Why yes I am a baller..."
by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009
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cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".
We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.
by Yorkers June 26, 2009
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bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.
The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.
by NevadanStonette April 22, 2011
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Status-message

n.

A message that can be set on many instant messaging applications which allows the user to tell his or her contacts what is happening, how they are feeling, or anything else they feel their peers should know.

V., status-messaged, status-messaging, status-messages

To talk through status-messages on IM clients. This can be done one-on-one or to a group of people. It is usually used when someone will not "talk" because they are pissed off. Instead, they will status-message to communicate.

Often abbreviated to SM.
n.
Hey man, I totally agree with your status-message. Finals SUCK!!!

v.
Timmy's status: Talk to me!!!
Anna's status: NO -.-
Onlooker: Timmy pissed of Anna again. They seem to status-message everyday!
by AAACui November 24, 2008
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pimp status

that bling is pimp status
by joey March 09, 2004
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