Emo starter kit

A kit that comes complete with plastic frame glasses, black hair dye, eyeliner, rubber braclets, a black tee shirt, straight razors, and a Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday cd.

Jake: Did you see Lisa yet dude? What the fuck happened to her over the summer?
Ted: Girl picked up the emo starter kit.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 13, 2010

shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of. a noun used in a sentence without a verb so shatter is acting as a gerund without the -ing or verb part.

person 1: did you hear X likes you?
person 2: ew hell no X shatter!
person 1: dont be so harsh! its true though

by Darth Vadewhore January 6, 2013

Stutter

A very irritating event when a technology such as a computer hesitates and stutters when asked to complete a task.

Oh, its gonna load! Nope, nope, it froze. Wait it's working! No, false alarm. It's trying to do something. Stupid technology; stuttering again. Maybe it's gonna die soon. Please work!

by Spiral Ruin November 27, 2010

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

staterun

a punk-rock band from s.wales.uk
noel: guitar/vocals
jon: bass/vocals
nick: guitar
tv: drums.......me....

Formed of late 2003, the band has been progressing rapidly and building an evcer stronger repotoire of punk tunes. Born out of discontent in the tranquil town of Porthcawl of South Wales.

'jammin was sooo mean'

by tv January 8, 2005

Snatters

The act of attempting to shit but coming up short by just farting.

One sits on a toilet with all intentions of shitting. Everything is in line... all your normal bodily signals are telling you it's time to shit. But then you realize your just snatting...aka your farting your brains out to no avail... the shit just isn't going to come out. At this point you count your loses, shrug your shoulders and yell SNATTERS!

by SNATTERS January 29, 2010

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009