stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006

stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)

Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.

by Zak Hall February 5, 2005

soapy

An abbreviation for soapbar, ie plastic-ridden hash. Often looks like an oxo cube, giving rise to many ripped off little muppets smoking chicken-flavour joints.

gies a puff oan that soapy man

by whizzkid September 7, 2006

cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

Stacy

Used to reference the legal high substance known as "spice".
Marijuana is mary or mary jane, spice is stacy.

"Yo dawg i got a good ass sack of some mary jane (mary), you want too smoke some?"

"Nah dude, im smoking some of this stacy. She's crazy"

by theReAl kid louie January 1, 2012

Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass

hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again

by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009

get Stapped

To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.

Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!

Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.

by IAmBoard April 13, 2010