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Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games
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Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.
Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.
by FunTdrip January 15, 2024
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spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.
"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"
by sdfhkjsdfhk October 8, 2019
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/stalked

A com Discord server with over 800 members as of the time being. The owners being Ryan and Rico. This server is known for its com characteristics, the members talking about self harm and rape often. The Discord vanity for this server is /stalked.
Person 1: “Yo, should I join /stalked?”
Person 2: “Idk man I heard Jeffrey talking about how it was so scary!”
by jeffrey28 April 2, 2025
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Stalking

Oh!? Really!?
Hym "If you see someone stalking you have to report it? Since when? I haven't deen anyone do that. All I've seen are deliberate and petty attempts at 'hoisting me on my own petard' for something I didn't intend to do and I stopped doing and then a perpetual doubling down on the assertion that you now get to lay claim to anything I produce and both a cover up of sexual impropriety and a refusal to acknowledge the active stalking and harassment that has been happening for years AND going as far as to participate in the stalking while alluding to the fact that you are doing it. Key participants include Emma Vigeland, Chris Williamson, Jordan Peterson, and the list goes on. But apparently you have to report it. So that's good. I won't have to murder any kids."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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Swastika stalking

When you're out walking and someone has a visible total of four pocket knives on them. Especially the folding knife types. Swastika stalking is called that because four folding knives folds up halfway between open and closed to make a actual swastika double Cross, it implies but doesn't require the swastika stalker to be expecting their knives are going to get full very dull if they've brought four knives. Usually a knife is carried by itself or in pairs depending on the manufacturing process. The swastika stalker is essentially bringing the world's simplest p.d.w.
"Look over there next to the kegs over there, that guys swastika stalking. Let's go I think that guy could single handedly take the city if they walk quietly. I mean it lets go"
by Cody5050 September 29, 2021
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Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.
(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?
by taycolez October 6, 2011
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