cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

Chode Stain

Just an absolute fucking moron.

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.

by taco_salad July 15, 2015

mustache stain

This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina

This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.

by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018

oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain

by niharissmart1 October 13, 2018

Cum stain

A white stained commonly found on men’s underwear and panties also bedsheets

I have a cum stain on my boxers

by Pubic October 25, 2018

Water stain

In theory , a water stain is nothing more than a sad story of an illegitimate oil field bro who acquired his job from jarred Peters back in 2011 at Grady rentals. The term water, and the relation to Clyde’s life .. as we reflect on its said existence.. is supposed to be clean. However it is not. It is tainted with filth and cigarette smoke from behind the skate station where Clyde would perform suck wang on Kurt mayhew for menthols. Which in return leaves a stain. And Clyde has been a stain ever since he dyed his hair like slim shady in middle school and thought he was sweet when he would do wheelies in his shitty as tired wheelchair cause he broke his fuckin leg or something idk fuck you Clyde your mega cab was mega stupid ... fuck you

-Webster’s dictionary 2017

Clyde’s mom-

my grocery list doesn’t have detergent on it, because that water stain is never going anywhere———— yeet

by Even pp October 29, 2018