squeeze out some nuggets

Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.

Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that

by trevvvvvv May 2, 2010

squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

by puglover90 December 9, 2014

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.

Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

by Pandora25 December 18, 2009

Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.)

Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.

I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.

by Iron Mike Edwards March 21, 2010

Squeeze a brown one out.

To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.

Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.

by Monkey Gray November 13, 2007