Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

Dingle squares

An assortment of dingleberries in a brownie like formation baked at a toasty 405 degrees celsius and served to enemies and friends alike as a practical joke.

John: "DUDE you fed him dingle squares?!"
Darvis: "Yep. All 62 of them."

by chadbop February 3, 2013

Fairy squad mother

The oldest member of a squad who showers younger squad members with advice, affection, and food.

Whenever I need advice, I call upon Judy, the fairy squad mother, to help me with my problem.

by sammieesmiless January 6, 2016

chump squad

a group of friends who refer to themselves as "chumps"

"We have the sickest chump squad around"
"Wow, I wish our chump squad was like theirs"

by Alexie5221 July 16, 2016

russian squat

.it is a strength training and fitness exercise

its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.

basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke

a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.

oh look, slav is doing the russian squat

by russiansquat1447 April 26, 2016

Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.

Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"

by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016

Dirty Squal

The act of eating gluten free Italian cuisine from another's orphase.

"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"

by Superqual January 4, 2017