Spude

/spood/

noun

A picture of Spiderman, preferably in the nude. Derives from the word nude.

Bob: "I met this 10/10 last night but she hasn't replied ever since I texted her asking for spudes"
Charles: "That's a damn shame, barely anyone seem to possess them anymore, goddamnit!"

by Pseuderman April 9, 2019

Spuddy

A mannerism )or collection of mannerisms) unique to an individual that other people may find subtlety nauseating.

He is so ‘spuddy’, - especially the way he slides his middle finger through the handle of his mug before ‘spuddily’ slurping on his cuppa.

by Olders April 27, 2019

Sack Of Spuds

A phrase used to describe something that falls to the ground like a sack of spuds, usually after being struck with some force. completely useless as an actual description but funny all the same.

This terrorost was runnin' aboot oan fire,,so I ran up an gave him a good boot in tha baws and he dropped like a sack of spuds

by Splintergroup May 24, 2010

spuddy

masterbation

"im going for a spuddy lad"

by loftus59 March 3, 2009

spuddy

Short and fat, or thick.

Spuddy toes are ugly.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 8, 2017

spudwick

When someone has acting like a bit of a prick or does something completely fuckin stupid due to drugs drink or being born through insest (like keith)

when Badge (pissed up) decided to drink the bucket water he was being a bit of a spudwick

by George March 19, 2003