Skip to main content

spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh
man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)
by noyza June 17, 2020
mugGet the spoon statemug.

Adjustable Spoon

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!
by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022
mugGet the Adjustable Spoonmug.

SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF
man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right
by youknow1998 September 6, 2011
mugGet the SPOON SHAKERmug.

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.
by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020
mugGet the spoon jockeymug.

Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020
mugGet the Bach's spoonmug.

surfing with a spoon

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.
by Slidekick October 24, 2017
mugGet the surfing with a spoonmug.

Spoon me

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.
by Marty Broon October 22, 2008
mugGet the Spoon memug.

Share this definition