batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

Louisiana log splitter

A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.

I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!

by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021

Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade December 26, 2007

slatter

a social climber who continues to drift from group to group, to enhance his or her status in and around popular bars and clubs. allways alone and allways pissed.

gone to bore them now f*ckin slatter

by toby fletcher September 11, 2008

spatter

to cum unexpectedly

sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal

by zinger February 25, 2003

green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space

dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters

by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008

Splatercrap

A word used by Splat Man, which means Crap in american.

Varoooooooom... Splatercrap!?!?!?

by A Comic Book Character September 14, 2003