Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Spaffy

Looking Good

You looking Spaffy today.

by Siko25 June 16, 2018

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Spaff

Martin Luther king is a fucktard lol

Spaff lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Spliff

A spliff is a cigarette emptied out and then filled back up with marijuanna.

1- "oi, you got any papers? I forgot mine"
2- "nah bud, i've got ciggies if you wanna spliff."
1- "hell yea!"

by RileyZoot November 7, 2018

Spaffnugget

Ordering at MacDonalds 6 Chicken Nuggets and then ceremoniously ejaculating on then in front of the waiter.

I ordered a large coke and fries , If you piss me off i will spaffnugget on that nanny's Nuggets

by FatJohnisyourmum February 20, 2019

Spliffies

Mixture containing both MDMA and cocaine in order to feel the effects of both drugs. Usually made into lines for snorting. Not to be confused with Spliffy.

"Should we do spliffies tonight?"
"Hell yeah, those are my favorite!"

by Meelzonwheelz January 6, 2019