Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Sludger

A lady of loose morals named due to the amount of sludge within her boundaries.

"That girl gives everything right away, pure sludger".

by Dano_UK August 20, 2018

Smudgel

When your wife sneaks in and breaths on your neck while tickling you. While make a kid voice.

My wife smudgels me when I'm trying to watch tv.

by Canmar12 August 29, 2018

Snurge

A creepy dirty dog of a pervert, like a mix of Jimmy Saville and Steptoe; the type to come in a snotty hanky.

The next door neighbour likes to hang all of his yellow underwear on the communal stairs, he's a bit of a snurge.

by Jimmy the ciggy September 10, 2018

sludgenoid

a piece or token in a tabletop game, like dungeons and dragons.

-and with my fire spell I kill your sludgenoid
-oh man, that was my best piece

by nathoj October 23, 2018

Sludge

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen; usually occurs when an individual ejaculates into the toilet after a piss-shit combo.

Don't look in the toilet, bro. I've got a heap of sludge sitting in there.

by AnusaurusRex March 12, 2019

Smudge Campaign

The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.

by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019