slower than snail snot on a winter day 

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

slower than snail snot on a winter day by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

twat snot 

The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.

I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.

twat snot by bunny September 15, 2004

boner snot 

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum

I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.

boner snot by SIoshie June 22, 2011

flap snot 

The lubrication that is created within a woman's vagina when sexually aroused. May be found in the folds of the inner and outer lips.

I fingered her pussy and my hand got covered in flap snot.

flap snot by Playaskillz May 19, 2006

soviet snot rocket 

When one plugs a nostril and blows bloody boogger out the other.

1st guy: Way to block that shot with your face.
2nd guy: Yeah and here's my memento
1st guy: Ewww Soviet Snot rocket

soviet snot rocket by Mike Sward June 21, 2006

twat-snot

see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)

when i pulled off her panties,i noticed a thick rope of twat-snot clinging for dear life.

twat-snot by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Vaginal Snot 

Copious amounts of vaginal discharge

A girl performs the strawberry shortcake move on you by excreting some vaginal snot and punching you in the nose until you bleed.

Vaginal Snot by Crazy_Alex August 6, 2007