Mad snail hours 😡🐌

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram

It's mad snail hours 😡🐌 what y'all mad at?😡😡😡🐌🐌🐌

by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023

Snail Trail

When you pee in a girls butt. She panics and runs to bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, she leaks pee out of her butt.

"Bro, that chick left a snail trail from the hot tub to the bathroom"

by Corindos September 10, 2025

Snail

What I love.

How I say it: SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!
How you say it: Snail.

by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020

Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021