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smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness
“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”
by satsaredumb June 23, 2019
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Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality
"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"
by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021
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Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.
Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!
by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021
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Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.
Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again
by user33456699873 January 7, 2023
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European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.
Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
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Coochie Smoochie

(n) The pressing of lips against the female genitalia
When things started to get hot and heated Vinayak gave Sahar a coochie smoochie
by Redsox1519 February 27, 2019
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Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.
"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014
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