Sick Wank

Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.

I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

by Disgraceful bus driver April 5, 2011

sick mate

A sarcastic remark about one's comment or failed action. Can be inhanced with 'yeah'. Also abbreviated as ysm.

'Friend fails to kick a ball'
"That was sick mate!"

by BristolianLad October 20, 2013

semi-sick

When you're too sick to operate normally but not sick enough to skip school/work. Symptoms include: excessive sneezing, runny nose,sore throat, headache, etc.

"Dude you look terrible"
"Yeah... I feel pretty bad"
"Then go home and get some rest"
"Can't I'm only semi-sick"

by i feel terrible right now March 22, 2010

fully sick

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action. It can stand alone as an exclamation but is frequently used as a modifier to qualify something as excellent. It is associated with Middle Eastern and Mediterranean Australian English, as explained on the Australian language blog Fully (sic).

"Fully sick, mate!" (stand-alone exclamation)
"Your car is fully sick, bro" (adjective)
"I will call on my fully sick boys" (modifier)

by fully (sic) September 1, 2010

sick bird

phrase used to decribe something overly incredible

syn: awesome, cool, wicked

Did you see him do that jump? It was totally sick bird

by the fonz April 6, 2005

cab sick

like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi

(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)

"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"

by BTheWordMaker May 30, 2008

lust sick puppy

(noun) A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused for a love sick puppy. They are quite similar..but to tell the difference you need to know what love and lust are. Lust is physical attraction and love is emotional attraction. But that still doesnt make sense.. So what is a love sick puppy? Someone who is so deeply in love/craving love that they ignore everything. That would make a lust sick puppy someone who craves lust and love(that may or may not derive from lust).

A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused with a whore.

OMG she is such a lust sick puppy.A swear..She is such a whore, they way she goes guy after guy looking for love.. And in the end the only thing they had in common was sex..

Hey it's not her fault.. She just wound up in a lot of bad relationships.

by Faye Marie June 13, 2006