A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
I.E.
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"
Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."
Puddi:"Poor guy."
by hipstersbeingtriangles December 07, 2010
When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.
I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!
Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.
Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.
by P.rat February 24, 2010
by In Or Around Your Mums Mouth April 23, 2010
by somidahomie September 07, 2015
by PlantyCheese March 09, 2020
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
by Siobhan Smith April 24, 2008
when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 07, 2009