Berta Smash

The act of raging and punching yourself in the skull

Berta Smash!!

by V Sizzy April 17, 2011

meteor smash

The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.

*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.

by The Official qwerty February 19, 2018

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

Smash buddy

A friend with benefits.

Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now

by Just Jess March 11, 2018

smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

smash that rat

by roooooom July 18, 2009