by PlantyCheese March 9, 2020
Get the The smash Communitymug. Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
by Just Jess March 11, 2018
Get the Smash buddymug. Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.
by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016
Get the smashed whackedmug. Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018
Get the Mormon Smashmug. by Avp1111 September 24, 2011
Get the Anger smashmug. when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009
Get the smashed burritomug. by roooooom July 18, 2009
Get the smash that ratmug.