clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

by jposey September 13, 2006

Slaser

From Simulated-Laser, meaning slut, or whore from the sound.

That Dan's Mom, she is a real slaser.

by JerKenobi April 9, 2003

Slamarchy

A poetic movement started by R. Z. Shear.
Slamarchy:
1) Organized Chaos
2) pro-write, anti-poetry
3) A poem with no definite shape or content. cannot be edited once written. Slamarchy features a "stream of conscious thought" feeling.

a piece of "poetry" in the slamarchist movement is a SLAM.

also see: Slamarchist.

Hey, i heard you like slamarchy! would you like to hear a slam?

by Punk Picasso November 14, 2007

slamester

a man or woman that shops for clothing at Costco, or other large warehouse chains.

"His mom's clothes look frumpy and generic."

"She must be a slamester."

lame stupid

by UsedRomance17 February 9, 2010

Slaterria

Usually a fat animal who spends it's time eating .

Yeoo your sucha slaterria !

by imthebitch March 1, 2011

Samerific

The action of being completely terrific and being named Sam. The two together make an orgasmic combination.

"Whoa, bro! That kid is named Sam, and he's so terrific! He scored dome like 5 times last night!" - Will
"What can I say? Being Samerific is just a quality I have as a natural bro." - Sam

by Willy Willers the Third October 4, 2011

scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015