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Ass shade of blond

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.
casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"
by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010
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Maple Shade

A town in Southern New Jersey, located near Pennsauken and Cherry Hill filled with white-trash wannabe "gangsters" that think they are "hard" and refer to themselves as "crazy mother fuckers" when in reality they aren't capable of anything really violent. Their schools completely lack talent and interest from outsiders, especially in the athletic department. The girls living there walk around in adidas flip flops with socks and disgusting "booty shorts" that show off their celulite. They are whores that look for sex partners at the ice-cream place called the "DRIVE IN". Another false fantasy these civilians posess is that they think they are Pennsauken, when in all honesty, they should just give up all together.
assholes,white trash,wanksters,fake-thugs,losers,maple shade
by i'm live August 5, 2008
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Shade

A shade comes in many forms. A shade is ANYTHING that sucks the life out of a room.

Possible examples of shades:
Your bum-A$$ friendz/friend.
A bunk manipulatory conversation.

Rego-hurspray weed.

A barking dog.

Food-poisoning from that hotdog stand near the bar run by Carnies.
Ego-trippin ignor(ants).

If positivity was like building a tower of cards, the shade would be the thing knocking it down and eating your cards.
Man, that shade just spit in my holy water!

Damn, is that kid every gonna wise up and drop his shade? He's missing out.

Yo, this bud tastes like it's been shaded.

Motherfucking SHADES.

Fuhhhh that carn-o hotdog dropped shade down my throat.
by Amoxi Raj April 26, 2013
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shade

A dishonest, shady, or sketchy person, often used semi-jokingly. Anyone doing something a little creepy or not quite upright.
Person 1: Where were you at lunch today?
Person 2: I was hanging out in the woods behind the school.
Person 1: Where all the pot-smokers hang out? You shade!

or

Person 1 sneaks up behind person 2 and steals a pen.
Person 2: You're such a shade!
by _Emily_ April 28, 2008
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shade

a term used by retards when referring to shake(see marijuana)
"You got any bud?"
"Nah, all i got is some shade"
by Smokey Von Tedistein April 22, 2008
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Throwing Shade

An incredibly high level of sass, often resulting in a changed facial expression; pinched lips, furrowed eyebrows, and critical glaring.
Whenever she speaks, I just can''t stop throwing shade at her, man!
by gryzzle January 15, 2015
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Shade

Someone you only heard his name and things that happened to him, but never seen him on a photo or in person.
Guy 1: "Jack fell from the stairs in the hospital yesterday"
Guy 2: "I don't know him, Jack is a shade for me"
by IceColdKilla September 15, 2006
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