shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shrugalug

Shrugalug

To shrug off in defeat
To not care or pretend not to care
To think something is unimportant or to pretend it never happened

Or
To shrug an important and awesome thing off in a nonchalant manner as if you're super badass

President Obama is reelected? Shrugalug

Aw, I just got laid off. Shrugalug

Person 1: Dude did you hear someone finally got that cheerleader to get drunk and laid?
Person 2: ...Dude, yea.
Person 1: Dude, you've got to be kidding me, you?!
Person 2: Shrugalug

by shrugsitoff November 11, 2012

Shrubbin' the gun

When one begins to smoke weed before they go to smoke weed.

"Hey man, what are you doing? We won't be at the party til 9!"
"I told him bro, but he's Shrubbin' the gun!"

by MilkyPilky February 7, 2013

Shrunkle

1. Typical Southern adulteration of two or more words, in an attempt to make a colloquial shortcut, but actually making a more difficult word to say and understand. In this specific example, 'shrank' or 'shrunk', and 'wrinkled' are vulgarly heaped upon each other in a backwoods display of grotesque sexual prowess, similar to turtles having sex.

2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.

"Pardon me madam, but I must ask for a slight refractory period before our bed ridden frolic; for I have swam in frigid waters, and my wiener has shrunkled."

by Profane James September 7, 2013

Shrussakis

The guy that stands on the corner in the ghetto part of your city that sells ''Dank Shrooms''

Hey dude look at Shrussakis over there selling that guy shrooms.

by Neofeen March 28, 2015

Shruggity Shrug Shrug

Used mainly in text but is more fun to say aloud. It's used when someone is telling you something you don't care about, don't have an opinion about or just don't want to hear.

Friend says "I heard that someone thinks you're ugly"
You "*Shruggity Shrug Shrug*"

by TayTayFam July 16, 2015

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015