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Hobo with a Shotgun 

A tired, old, bear trundles into town. All he wants is to rest, to live quietly, to bother no one and be bothered by no one.

The town, however, is a nest of vile things, each grubbing mercilessly for sex and money and power and blood.

The bear stands clear and apart till circumstance forces his hand.

He bares his teeth, works his claws: vile things die.

He is opposed at every turn by vile things and by those who are preyed upon by the vile things.

Only a teacher stands with the bear.

In the end: the vile things die (but the corruption each fostered stands), the bear dies, the teacher is co-opted.
Rutger Hauer was marvelous as 'the Hobo' in Hobo with a Shotgun.
Hobo with a Shotgun by Henry Quirk February 27, 2013
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One Pump Shotgun 

After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.
"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."

Canadian shotgun wedding 

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.
A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

The Shotgun Method 

The method of hooking up (generally used in by males) by talking to a large number of people of the opposite sex, trying to hook up with them. From the large number of tries the chances are high for at least one hookup to succeed. It can also have a bad effect on the person using the method if all of the potential hookups reject or fail.
Me: How is George, man?

Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.

Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.

Noodle's Shotgun

1. When a person gives another person a blowjob without the guy cumming.

3. A short and quick version of a blowjob.
Girl 1: How was the blowjob with Bob?
Girl 2: His mom almost caught us, so I only gave him a noodle's shotgun.
Noodle's Shotgun by BigDick12345 September 22, 2009

Calling Shotgun 

Claiming the front seat in the car. see riding shotgun
me: i call shotgun
my sister: dammit!
Calling Shotgun by bezzzie1 April 30, 2004