short story

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.

I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.

by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

short bus

Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"

If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.

by Cory Skates June 11, 2005

jailhouse short

not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.

comes from northeastern u.s. slang

Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"

by VRB January 19, 2006

favorite shorts

A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick and ball-bag when sitting.

My my, that chick got an eye-full on my love sausage thanks to these favorite shorts of mine.

by flashboy July 09, 2003

boyfriend shorts

Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.

Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.

by Yo smitty May 12, 2008

cold shorts

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).

"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"

by hoebag January 27, 2005

short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009