When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"
friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."
parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"
Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"
parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"
Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"
parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009
Natural accurance among females on their period.
Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.
Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...
examples - coughing, laughing, gasping
Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows
Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.
Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...
examples - coughing, laughing, gasping
Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows
"Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"
"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.
"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.
by George Gunther Glass November 10, 2010
by nwhouston January 28, 2008
A dust shoot is when a girl fucks an older guy and he has an old dusty dick so then her vagina becomes a dust shoot
by Dry May 24, 2017
That guy just smoked a whole pack o' cigarettes in one day and it didn't affect him one bit. He has been smoking the same rate for 7 years straight, you would think he would surely be dead of cancer by now. guy 2: jesus what a shit-shoot!
by gnomes-g November 18, 2005
Mostly used when going to sleep. used as a more intense way of saying “I NEED TO SLEEP” . Also means you’ve been through a lot and you just need to rest
“Well Cheryl I’m going to shoot the hay it’s been a long day I’ve been through too much.”
“Oh ok Gn Bobby”
“Oh ok Gn Bobby”
by Urban Dict...,,,,... June 05, 2019
by iAMtRiCk22 April 03, 2010