Self Shoot

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"

friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

dust shoot

A dust shoot is when a girl fucks an older guy and he has an old dusty dick so then her vagina becomes a dust shoot

She fucked Derek so now she has a dust shoot

by Dry May 24, 2017

Shoot the hay

Mostly used when going to sleep. used as a more intense way of saying “I NEED TO SLEEP” . Also means you’ve been through a lot and you just need to rest

“Well Cheryl I’m going to shoot the hay it’s been a long day I’ve been through too much.”
“Oh ok Gn Bobby”

by Urban Dict...,,,,... June 4, 2019

da shoots

A bad case of diarrhea, where the sufferer can barely get off the stool before needing to get right back on.

Man, that #$*@ meatloaf gave my azz a major league case of da shoots.

by Ric Dog June 6, 2003

shooting moves

The process of running multiple errands in the hopes to make money.

Ay my bad I was busy, I was "shooting moves" all day.

by A-M-R-O September 12, 2017

shoot the goo

To ejaculate; to come.

My girlfriend was so hot looking last night, she made me really shoot the goo.

by nwhouston January 27, 2008

shit-shoot

taking your chances whilst smoking.

That guy just smoked a whole pack o' cigarettes in one day and it didn't affect him one bit. He has been smoking the same rate for 7 years straight, you would think he would surely be dead of cancer by now. guy 2: jesus what a shit-shoot!

by gnomes-g December 26, 2005