Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

bob shitty

The boz shit in a yard at a party. Enough said.

Bro! Someone went bob shitty at the party last night!

by Yoda2k November 8, 2017

Owl Shitty

The band faggots refer to as "Owl City".

"Did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Oh, you mean Owl Shitty? Those gijantic faggots?"

by derpstick December 5, 2010

shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009