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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋
Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for
by Reniii January 1, 2024
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iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them
Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.
Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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shaving his sink

yeah he’s really shaving his sink with that one
by kevinackerly April 17, 2023
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Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products
Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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shoop-shave

when a girl shaves off the boys hair and beard while hes passed out after a night out, she really likes him
"bibu, you're the only one ill do the shoop-shave with"
by Krkič October 31, 2019
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