Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.
by Anonymous January 02, 2003
Sealing your mind hole is closing off your mental/emotional vulnerabilities to those who wish to harm you.
by Mind hole June 02, 2017
To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.
by Snoogins April 25, 2005
stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags
1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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by testickle March 18, 2008
The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
by JRos10 April 02, 2008
by sharks445 August 28, 2011
When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021