Dry Salmon 

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

Dry Salmon by Salmonator September 3, 2013

street salmon 

A dirty hooker who smells like fish, she'll hit anything just on impulse.

Stay away from that place, it's packed with street salmon..
OR
let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!

street salmon by makesenseright November 4, 2015

Packing Salmon 

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."

Packing Salmon by jiffyluube September 4, 2016

honey salmon 

A top tier chick.

John:That there is a honey salmon.

honey salmon by Akdillpickle August 10, 2016

brain salmon 

Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.

brain salmon by jamundertoast July 18, 2016

Salty salmon 

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

Salty salmon by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Nuclear Salmon 

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.

"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".

Nuclear Salmon by Splet August 10, 2017