An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.
by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018

Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.
by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
by Salmonator September 3, 2013

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax
-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato
-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato
-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis
by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.
It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.
It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.
by Dover661 November 22, 2018

Noun (1): In gay vernacular a salmon is, usually but not always, a twink (boyish looking, skinny gay man usually between 18-25) who actively seeks the attention of bears (hairy, full-figured gay men).
Noun (2): In gay vernacular a salmon is the object of a bear or group of bears affection.
Verb (1): To attract the attention of bears deliberately.
Noun (2): In gay vernacular a salmon is the object of a bear or group of bears affection.
Verb (1): To attract the attention of bears deliberately.
Girl, Allen is being such a salmon at bear week. She needs to calm down before he gets snatched.
Kevin saw that salmon on the dance floor and was hungry for it.
As he was getting ready for bear week at Ptown, Allen was ready to salmon all night if it meant getting snatched.
Kevin saw that salmon on the dance floor and was hungry for it.
As he was getting ready for bear week at Ptown, Allen was ready to salmon all night if it meant getting snatched.
by WhatADrag July 29, 2021

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025
