Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

aim-night stand

when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly

girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha

by edipPhillygrrl September 18, 2009

Six Month Stand

When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.

"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."

by PierrePickle July 19, 2014

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Minnesota Lemonade Stand

A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.

Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

One Flight Stand

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.

That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.

by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010