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table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper
while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting
by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009
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Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 24, 2011
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beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.
harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.
by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016
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Tik-Stalk

Use of the Tik-Tok application (Usually a lonely male in his 30s-40s) attempting to establish a rapport with a teen or preteen through in-app interaction. (SEE Tik-Stalker)
Damn Becky, this old ass dude is on here tryna Tik-Stalk me. He's gotta be older than Chris Hansen!
by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
by Sir Flux September 28, 2009
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nerd-stalking

When a "gamer" constantly looks to see what a particular person is playing everytime they are online
Steven: Raymond I noticed whilst online that you are always playing Zelda.

Raymond: Are you nerd-stalking me?
by Dhuntouch! November 8, 2013
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