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Mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram
It's mad snail hours ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ what y'all mad at?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ
by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017
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Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.
Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.
by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021
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slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
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Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.
'oi bruv you're a batty snail'
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).
The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.
by Snaillifer December 16, 2019
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Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.
Person 1: Iโ€™m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but theyโ€™re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs donโ€™t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and youโ€™re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails
by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021
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rattle snail

A china man who snitchs on you
The China man is a rattle snail at the dorms.

I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency
by Nikly February 20, 2021
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