Shell Shock

A video game, popular in Middle School

RYAN: Let's play Shell Shock!
JEFF: I will make the map.
RYAN: Wait! Mr. Hobbs is right over there! Wait until he can not see your screen!

by viviecho October 2, 2018

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Spiked Shelling

The act of aiming only to wreck/spinning out the first place person in a racing video game; much like the spiked shell from Mario Kart. Often frowned upon and seen as immature.

John: Me and Mike spent all last night spiked shelling in Grid. We almost took out the whole field, one by one.

Greg: You're a douche. Grow up.

by Jerry the Racecar Driver October 20, 2009

Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.

under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "

by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

brain shell

ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull

“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022