shotties

An attractive female. This is derived from the use of the word, shotty, in reference of reserving something that is up for grabs. Attractive females are referred to as shotties due to the fact that they are quality and you want them reserved for yourself.

I saw some shotties at the mall the other day.

by Andrew Penn December 19, 2007

Scottish cat

When a group of drunk scottish people, take a roadkill cat, and played frisbee with it.

I got drunk last night and play scottish cat

by MoniBolis November 2, 2010

Harry Scotter

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

by dieselnator June 22, 2009

Scottish

Sublanguage; when someone speaks a version of English with slight mumbles and slurs with unnecessary speed at times.

"Why couldn't that person understand me? Was I speaking Scottish, again?"

by Spine4you November 2, 2009

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

by pookie69 April 23, 2009

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

Scotting about

When someone is being proud of he shouldn't be proud of - like being a scot.

person 1 - what was she scotting about?
person 2 - she was scotting about her father's new car,
have u seen it? it's not even new!

by 0_0_0_0 March 31, 2007