scalded dog

One who runs away like a coward. A JRism.

JR: "Triple H is running like a scalded dog from Kane!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Brian Scalabrine

A basketball player with undeniable determination and extremely hard work ethic. His jaw dropping shots and his marvelous intensity on the floor make him an asset to any NBA team. The rate at which Scalabrine glides across the floor is that of a thousand gazelles being chased by a lion. Scalabrine also has more championships than the "king" Lebron James.

Neil Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon, Brian Scalabrine was the first person to step on the sun.

by Rickmanextreme October 19, 2010

Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

by bigus robus December 14, 2012

Scala Gas

To put your ass in someones face and fart

Wow, Dan just gave Ronnie one lethal dosage of Scala Gas.

by Corey J December 9, 2008

Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10

Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro

by PMC1120 May 7, 2009

Full Scale Annihilation

The act of mutually accepted sexual aggression against a female partner you have no regard for, to perform the most vile of sexual acts so they never call or ask for you again. The acts include but are not limited to by any definition of lewd or crued. One must decide the boundries of his own limitations when performing this act. Not for the weak or faint of heart. Must be in fairly average physicial condition to perform task. The objective of the task is to leave the partner with no dignity, morale or self respect of any kind. This act typically ends with a mushroom stamp of approval and a towel or recipients shirt being thrown at them for clean up purposes.

Joe: "Hey man did you take that skank home from the bar last night?"

Mike: "After I got my beer goggles on I laid down a Full Scale Annihilation on her ass!"

Joe: " OH MAN! Not the FULL SCALE ANNIHILATION!"

Mike: "Yea bro, she'll NEVER call me again!"

by OchoShinka July 13, 2010

The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are

What are you on the srinivas scale???

by Srinibobs November 2, 2021