2 definitions by OchoShinka
The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"
Joe: " Nice Dude!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010
The act of mutually accepted sexual aggression against a female partner you have no regard for, to perform the most vile of sexual acts so they never call or ask for you again. The acts include but are not limited to by any definition of lewd or crued. One must decide the boundries of his own limitations when performing this act. Not for the weak or faint of heart. Must be in fairly average physicial condition to perform task. The objective of the task is to leave the partner with no dignity, morale or self respect of any kind. This act typically ends with a mushroom stamp of approval and a towel or recipients shirt being thrown at them for clean up purposes.
Joe: "Hey man did you take that skank home from the bar last night?"
Mike: "After I got my beer goggles on I laid down a Full Scale Annihilation on her ass!"
Joe: " OH MAN! Not the FULL SCALE ANNIHILATION!"
Mike: "Yea bro, she'll NEVER call me again!"
Mike: "After I got my beer goggles on I laid down a Full Scale Annihilation on her ass!"
Joe: " OH MAN! Not the FULL SCALE ANNIHILATION!"
Mike: "Yea bro, she'll NEVER call me again!"
by OchoShinka July 12, 2010